Man Pisses in a Shot Glass

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of
shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few
minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of
tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like
to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a
betting mood.'' So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the
shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not
spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So
the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass
down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even
get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face,
all over the barstools and everything. After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said,
''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his
face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man
replied, ''You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet
them $300 each that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh
about it.''